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Sep 25, 2026

September 2026 - Monthly Catch-Up, Episode 109 (provisional) - Hosts: Ian Renshaw & Keith Davids

You've seen this before: a team wins something big, and within a season every programme in the sport is copying whatever made the headlines around them, an ice bath protocol, a wearable, a supplement stack, copying their so-called "DNA". Nobody asks whether any of it actually caused the win. In our September catch-up we dive deeper into this 'reflex' action, from cricket dressing rooms to Premier League touchlines to the free-for-all of AI-generated sports content, and reinforce the same point: you are only susceptible to a new fad if you don't have a theory of your own to test it against.

The Six-Foot Pink Furry Dice

Ian's favourite illustration of this comes from Clive Woodward, the England rugby union coach from 1997 to 2004, punctuated in the World Cup win in Australia. Before that final, Woodward reportedly told the story that if they won with a six-foot pink furry dice hanging from a tree by the training ground, every programme in the country would go out and buy a six-foot pink furry dice.

"If we win the World Cup and we've got a six-foot pink furry dice hanging by a tree next to our training ground, everybody will want a six-foot pink furry dice." - Ian Renshaw

Of course, his point was that the dice never had anything to do with winning. But (if) England won, correlation would do the rest. Ian uses the image in his own presentations on ecological dynamics and the constraints-led approach precisely because it's absurd enough to stick: the story is a stand-in for every device, protocol and slogan that gets adopted because it happened to be nearby when someone succeeded, not because anyone tested whether it worked.

The Referees Are Getting Better, Not Worse

Keith and Ian turned the same lens on officiating. Premier League managers have been leaning on the press this season to imply bias or even conspiracy against their clubs, and the scrutiny on referees, in Ian's words, is incredible. But the actual research, including a strand covered by Michael Lewis's podcast on rules and officiating, points the other way: referees are getting more decisions right over time, not fewer. What's changed is the culture around them, not their accuracy. Baseball offered a clean example: since automated strike-zone tracking arrived, senior players with big reputations no longer get the benefit of the doubt on borderline calls the way they used to.

"Ref, You Suck! | Against the Rules with Michael Lewis" Link: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ns-sQoi2-I0

Video technology carries its own trap. Ian and his colleague Scotty Russell had made the point to a coach leaning heavily on match footage that a recording is a rendering, not the event itself.

"It's just a rendering. It's not the real thing, is it? When you're watching a video, you get false information in some ways, because it's too big, you don't see the depth." - Ian Renshaw

Slow it down and study one segment at a time, and you're invited into exactly the reductionism ecological dynamics warns against: looking at parts instead of the whole picture a player actually has to read in real time. While this may be useful for analysis it can lead to the use of task decomposition in an attempt to correct the 'incorrect' part of the overall movement.

Short-Term Hacks in a Sport Awash With Money

The conversation's sharpest thread was about who benefits when coaches skip the theory. A potential reason for this focus may be the idea of 'marginal gains', the idea popularised through British Cycling and Dave Brailsford, and to the newer language of non-linear systems: performance doesn't move in tidy 1% increments, it moves in sudden shifts and long plateaus, which makes a pure 1%-ers strategy a category error as much as a training philosophy. Elite sport, especially the parts awash with money, is now a prime target for people selling shortcuts: supplements and brain scans aimed at the individual, cryotherapy chambers and kinesiology tape aimed at the environment. Both, Keith argued, risk interrupting the very adaptation process that underpins real performance.

"Sport science in elite sport performance needs to be based on sound science, sound theories, solid work, rather than just something that appears suddenly." - Keith Davids

Ian tied it to a Guardian interview with Claire-Marie Roberts, who has worked in elite football and Formula 1 and has been outspoken about pseudoscience creeping into performance departments. Her diagnosis matched Keith's: organisations chasing the next edge are the ones most exposed to people selling one.

Muscle Memory, DNA, and Other Motifs

Keith introduced a term from cognitive scientist Vincent Reijnders for this pattern: the motif, a phrase that sounds like an explanation but is really a way of avoiding one. "Our DNA" is a motif. So is "muscle memory."

"It's just laziness, and it's just short-circuiting any sort of attempt to discuss and evaluate and open up debate about whether such a concept is useful or not." - Keith Davids

The concept of motifs was discussed in the idea that a country's football team has a DNA, a fixed national style. Spain's game, Ian argued, isn't in anyone's genes. It comes from a development system, (potentially influenced by the University of Lisbon's complexity-science tradition (see https://shorturl.at/rXutVx) and coaches like Pep andCarlos Queiroz, that has spent decades producing players who read the game a particular way. Swap the word DNA for development system and the mystery disappears, along with the excuse not to build one yourself. Keith's closing point was that motifs function like what health psychology calls self-limiting beliefs: language that quietly caps what a coach thinks is possible.

You're a Cricketer First

Cricket supplied the clearest test case for adaptability across eras. Ian described watching footage of Barry Richards batting in the 1970s Gillette Cup, when there were no fielding restrictions and bowlers simply never moved a fielder back, no matter how often Richards hit over the top. It looked extraordinary, but it was also a game with far fewer defensive puzzles to solve than the modern version. Every era's players adapt to what their format actually demands, which is also why "it was better in my day" rarely survives contact with the footage.

The practical implication, for anyone running a talent pathway, is to resist specialising players too early.

"You're a cricketer first before we decide what you are in terms of your specialism." - Ian Renshaw

Keith connected it to the athletic skills model: develop the child, then the performer, then the specialist, in that order, rather than deciding a promising nine-year-old is a defender because he's tall for his age.

Every story in this catch-up makes the same point. Swap cryotherapy for a wearable, muscle memory for DNA, and the pink furry dice for whatever's trending this month, and the underlying failure doesn't move. New ideas aren't the problem. A coach with no theory to test them against, in a sport where pseudoscience rarely announces itself as pseudoscience, is the problem. Have a theory. Ask what the evidence actually says. Then decide.

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Episode 109 (provisional), Ian & Keith's September Monthly Round-Up, releases Friday 25 September.
(Link "Listen on Buzzsprout" to: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2354827)

THE BLOG

The Six-Foot Pink Furry Dice

The Six-Foot Pink Furry Dice

The Referees Are Getting Better, Not Worse

Short-Term Hacks in a Sport Awash With Money

Muscle Memory, DNA, and Other Motifs

You're a Cricketer First

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